; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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