i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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