That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I yelled at your uterus for you.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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