Betty ford says i'm here all night
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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