sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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