I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Sext me about skeletons
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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