I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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