Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Nicole vs. Life
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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