from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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