and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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