How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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