There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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