He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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