What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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