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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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