i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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