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(214): View more from Texas

I swear she didn't look like that last week.

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(845): View more from New York

puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.

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(561): View more from Florida

My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest

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They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY

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