We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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