Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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