Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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