Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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