Cold hands, warm shart.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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