youre lurking in front of me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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