Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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