Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sorry my hands just texted you
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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