Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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