ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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