these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize