If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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