We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
vagina is talking i cant
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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