zippers are such a cool invention
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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