I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
worst night to have a conscience
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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