I'm lost and stupid without you.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
accomplished twins. life is a go
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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