We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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