I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Oh god it's open bar.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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