Nicole vs. Life
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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