would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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