I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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