I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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