found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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