the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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