Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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