he looks like a really good dad on facebook
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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