the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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