Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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