I just made out with a guy for $7.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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