i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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