Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
