Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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