I want to stick my p in your. b.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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