Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We talked him into tasing himself.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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