I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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